review: the last airbender

9:47 PM / Comments (0) / by frozenfoxfire


The poster was actually pretty cool. I especially love Aang's airbending curling up his staff like smoke.

I'm doing this with as little spoilers as possible, but there's the possibility something small slips out. If you're worried about it, you've been warned. Otherwise, you should be fine.

I also want to say that I walked into this movie fully prepared to like it for what it was. Don't blame me for bias - I'm one of those people who likes both Wonka movies for what they are, regardless of how badass Wilder is as Wonka.

Now, it's no secret that I'm a huge Avatar: The Last Airbender fan irl. I love the animation, the characters, the themes, and the fact that a children's show is so deep and meaningful, especially towards the end. SO, if you're not an Avatar fan, let me sum it up for you:

It's a movie about a world where there are four types of "Benders" - Earth, Water, Fire, Air - and one bender who is capable of bending all four at once. He's the Avatar, and he's there to keep balance in the world. Throughout the movie, the Airbender Aang, the last one due to some serious douchery from the Firebenders (who've started a war) and an accidental SNAFU, begins learning to bend Water and goes to the North Pole to stop it from getting destroyed (in said war).

From a purely movie-going standpoint, the fight scenes are freaking cool (especially during the Blue Spirit and North Pole sequences), HOWEVER: the writing is *atrocious*, some of the cinematography is groan-inducing, the actors are ill-fitted to their parts (with only two exceptions) and everyone keeps pronouncing "Avatar" "AHvatar", which is really off-putting. From a purely movie-going standpoint, this movie is atrocious.

From a fan of the series, however, this movie is BEYOND atrocious. It's the sort of movie you cringe all the way through because it's just so painful. First off, the butchering of the races of the world is horrible enough in its own right, but I'll leave Racebending here for the truly curious on hearing this argument right (seriously. They're awesome. Check it out).

The worst offense, to me, about this movie? How Katara was portrayed.

In the cartoon, Katara is a strong, motherly girl of 15 who comes into her own as a Waterbending Master throughout the series and who would do anything to stand up for what she believed in. She was annoying at times, but she was also a motherfucking BADASS when it came to bending. She was fast and vicious when she needed to be, and she was a master in the truest sense of the word.


Kudos to the artist. See? She's freaking amazing.

In the movie, she's a complete and utter waste of space.


Yeah, not so much.

Not only is she a gray blob completely devoid of any form of fight or spark or personality, she's a completely useless bender. There's a fight where a Firebender (avoiding to say who as to avoid spoilers, but know they're good) is standing in front of her with a fire in front of him (for M. Night changed it that Firebenders had to have fire nearby to bend, which is fair enough and worked in context) and she is SURROUNDED by water. She's in an OASIS. And she doesn't put out the fire. Not only does she avoid putting out the fire, but she totally fails at bending as a whole and can't even block a simple switch-around.

Compared to the show, this fight? Goes on for nearly an hour in the show. (Not all seen, obviously, but still.) And she gives damn near better than she gets. She only loses because the moon (which, for non-fans, strengthens Waterbending) disappears and the Firebender she's fighting can stop her before she can get used to it again.

What.

The hell.

All of the characters have been given an entirely hideous down-grade in character, which is absolutely horrible for a movie based on a show completely driven by strong characters. The only two anywhere near their based characters are Aang (who was AMAZING, actually) and Iroh. There were moments where Sokka (who was actually named Sohka in the movie, and Aang was Ahng. I know, right? Also, Sokka was horribly cast, but that's nothing new for this film) -and I mean actual SOKKA, from the show - would shine through, but then the actor would go back to being as bland as possible. The Firebenders were a JOKE, completely destroying that sense of faceless fear one would feel when they saw the silhouette of the Firelord by giving him a completely bland face.

It was, all in all, a tragedy.

Don't waste your money on this movie. Please. It's really not worth it.

Will the star spangled panties be missed?

5:08 PM / Comments (0) / by Shells

So by now, news has spread that Wonder Woman is getting a new look. Whether it's just for this new story arc or not has yet to be determined... but what we CAN see is that is has caused quite a stir.
My opinion? I like a lot (especially those kick ass gloves). I do appreciate the iconic blue panties for what they are worth, I even own a pair, but this is something new and fresh... and from what I've seen? Wondy needs it. With everything that's been going on in Batman's world (Batman RIP all the way to RoBW) and the new events going on with Supes (New Krypton, War of the Supermen), Wonder Woman has kind of been pushed under the radar. She needs her time in spotlight, and this may be it.

However, a lot of people are pissed that DC would get rid of something so iconic, but I kind of agree with what Jim Lee has to say on the whole ordeal:
“When these characters become so branded that you can’t change things, they become ossified.” (NYTimes.com)
Do you really want your comic characters staying exactly the same for 70 years? That's boring. I mean, they should retain their basic character, yes. But it's how these characters roll with the changes that make them interesting (providing they are handled by decent writers). And, besides on novelty items and t-shirts, where has Wondy been the last few years? Sure, she had an animated feature, which I'm sure delighted fans... but in the comic world? Wondy's new author, J. Michael Straczynski, put it bluntly:
"[...]for the last few years, the book has been in free-fall despite some really good storytelling from Gail. The character was big, but the world got small around her, if that makes any sense...insular, confining her more than the bracelets. So much time had been spent on her supporting characters and the mythos that it kind of backed her into a corner, to the point that the only way to get her out of the corner was to dynamite the wall behind her. So the challenge was, could I take her up to the sales she deserved to receive, and give her a world that could showcase her strengths?" (ign.com)
I couldn't agree more. Wonder Woman needs something new and fresh to get people caring about her again. Even if you don't like the costume? This has got people's attention. Maybe enough to get people reading her more (with the exception of jaded fanboys/girls who won't even give it a chance... because GOD FORBID you read something without Wonder Woman in spankies).

Whether the story will be good or not and whether this is still the Diana we know or just a new character DC is "calling" Wonder Woman? Well, I guess we'll see. But that's an entirely different blogpost.

.......And were people this pissed off when Robin lost the short shorts?

(Quotes taken from The NY TIMES and an IGN.com interview)

For all you Pokefreaks out there...

9:56 AM / Comments (0) / by Shells

So everyone I know has been playing Pokemon lately (mostly due to the "new" HeartGold/SoulSilver remakes) which I think is awesome. So for those of you who DON'T know....

There's a free Jirachi give-a-way right now.
(Look at him, you know you want one).

I was told this was a "summer" thing, so I'm not sure how long this is going to last... but if you want one? Here's what you do (providing you have wi-fi):

1.) Grab your DS, turn it on, start up Pokemon. That's a given.
2.) On the main menu, scroll down and hit MYSTERY GIFT.
3.) Choose receive from Nintendo WFC.
4.) Start the game and go put your least favorite of your 6 Pokemon in the PC.
5.) Go to a mart, talk to the green delivery man and get everything you have ever dreamed of.

Seriously, this little guy is STRONG. And since he's technically traded? He levels up FAST. I gave him the Exp. Share thing to hold, too.... because that always helps.

Oh. And YOU'RE WELCOME. ;D

because apparently i can't help myself.

9:49 AM / Comments (0) / by frozenfoxfire

I just have to reply with my own ideas to this stuff.

First, read this blog entry about girl gamers. This is the important part, so actually read it. (Also: I don't give a flying fuck how famous she is/thinks she is.)

A note: this blogger needs a serious... something. She thinks Alan Wake is the scariest goddamn thing to come out of a human brain, and while, yes, I did play it at 4 in the morning, and yes, there were odd noises in the house timed almost perfectly to make me panic, it wasn't all the game. Not only was it not all the game, but it's not like I hadn't seen most of this crap before/expected most of the "twists" from the second the game started. The freaky shadow-speak was scary the first three hundred times, but once the Taken decided collectively gang-raping me it was just annoying the fourth or fifth time through the same fucking scene. The terrifying rape-gang that would come out of every possible exit when you picked up a box of bullets in a house in the forest was terrifying the first time, but once the game decided to bumrush you every time you found three more bullets, I just stopped picking stuff up. Cmon. I'm no stranger to scary shit (I fangirl over it, for god's sake, and in this blog even), and Alan Wake...? Really? (Not to mention she apparently doesn't know how to fight the trolls in Fable II, as I thought they were damn near the easiest boss battles. They don't move. How do- okay, never mind, back on track.)

So, assume everything here is AFTER a grain (er, shaker) of salt. I'm looking more at ideas than follow-through, as the latter is something she needs serious help with when it comes to arguments, a dangerous combination with her flawed ideas.

"Flawed" is used here not as an insult but as an apt description. She puts forth the thought that a "gamer", a legit gamer, is someone who's put in the work, someone who's passionate, someone who's got a legit claim to their little piece of video game fame. Except, she can't just say this, and her argument ends up like sounding like "you're not a real gamer unless you know a shitton of pointless gaming trivia".

Which, okay.

Yes, I can name a hundred different facts about developers, publishers, gaming hubs, etc etc. Yes, I do have half of the Drunken Moogle's drinks committed to memory. Yes, I can quote Yahtzee on the spot. Yes, my favourite game is one no one has ever heard of. Yes, I can tell you a bunch of ridiculously pointless facts about how this developer went down and this game was originally this game and etc etc no one cares. But that's not why I think I'm a gamer, nor does that interest most people, NOR does it elevate me from "person who plays games" to "gamer", by her definition. That's just overall accumulation from veritable years of my life spent gaming.

That, quite frankly, means not even a grain of shit.

I agree that a gamer is someone who's passionate about video games, puts in the work and has fun. There are, of course, "levels", because human beings are stupid and petty (and don't think I'm not including myself in there, because I can shittalk like no one's business even if I haven't played the game in question) and have to out-do everyone around them. There are professional gamers, gamers who are paid to game; there are "professional" gamers, gamers who think they're hot shit just because they can snipe you from any angle on a map; there are "underground" gamers, casual gamers, pokegamers, and on and on and on. There are people (as loathe as I am to admit it) who've never heard of the game Vexx, who've never played it, who still play games.

I'll agree that there are people who play games and people who are gamers, but that's not a definition anyone should try shoving down anyone else's throat. Everyone'll have their own opinion on it, as is the human way. Just accept that some people are hardcore and other people are going to mock them for it.

as if to answer my hatred with vitriol...

1:23 PM / Comments (0) / by frozenfoxfire

Nintendo pulled the dickiest of dick moves.

I know most of you don't know my epic love for Chris Redfield, so let me proclaim it: he is the reason I enjoyed Resident Evil 5 so thoroughly. He's on my top 20 list of coolest characters around. He's one hell of a badass, no matter how dippy he is from time to time.

I adored RE5. Yeah, the writing sucks. Yeah, the controls could be better. But I fucking loved that game. It's fun to play, it's campy as all hell and once I got used to the controls, I promptly began kicking so much ass that I just couldn't put it down.

Not only do I love Chris, but I love his VA, Roger Craig Smith - an aside: I'm kind of a voice acting geek -, who was Chris, obvs, and Ezio Auditore. So, the announcement that Chris, voiced by Roger, is going to be in a game? Usually send me into fits of girlish joy.

... And now, there's Resident Evil: Revelations, slated for the 3DS.



I am full of rage. Twenty bucks says it'll be strictly 3DS-only.

Fuck you, Nintendo. Just... Fuck you.

the obligatory e3 post.

12:26 AM / Comments (0) / by frozenfoxfire

Whew, been a while. Thanks to my buddy burts here for kicking me in the ass.

First off, FUCK YOU, NINTENDO. The 3DS? Really? REALLY!? How many DSs are you going to throw around until you fucking decide on something and actually do it?! Also, how many different kinds are you going to demand I buy just to get their specialized games? You assholes need punched. What happened to the days of the GBA - hell, even the GBC? Where there was ONE form of game cartridge, where it only came in different colours or models, where the newest thing was a fucking backlight!?

I want to come to see you, Nintendo, and I want to kick you all in the balls.

Moving on.

First, I just want to say, the new Marvel VS Capcom looks FUCKING AMAZING.



I'm a huge DP fan and a huge Chris Redfield fan, and the idea of playing both of them on the same team is enough to make my head explode with JOY.

Second, Portal 2. See caps lock for MVSC.

Here's the new trailer. Below is some gameplay stuffs.



Watching it totally took my breath away.

Also, the new Xbox Elite looks fucking BOSS. However, Kinect... Okay, I'm not going to say I'm not excited for the ideas behind it, and for the implications it could bring should it become the Jesus of movement-based gameplay, but when it comes to video games, I don't want to jump up and down all the time. I play because I like relaxing. I play it to clear my mind. I like having a controller in my hands. If it can make it seem like I have a lightsaber, fuck yes I'll destroy things with said lightsaber. However, the idea of it becoming an all-encompassing gaming tool that countless games are developed for? Not so hot on it.

Don't be Nintendo, Microsoft. Make a cool toy, but don't make it mandatory to playing. I'd hate to defect to the freakin PS3.

Happy Comic... Thursday.

5:26 PM / Comments (0) / by Shells

Memorial Day pushed comics back a day, making Thursday comic book day. So... Here's what I'll be picking up tomorrow (or not).


DC
Picking Up
Red Hood: Lost Days #1
**PICK OF THE WEEK**

Seriously guys. If you know me, which I know some of you do, you should've seen this coming. Jason Todd is getting his own mini-series. And it's written by Winick... who created the modern Jason to begin with. AND it's in the past, so it's none of this new retcon red hair (that he died when he was dead, apparently) weird stuff. Yes. Please.

Brightest Day #3
This has been a liiiittle less stellar than expected, but issue 2 was better than issue 1, so I'm hoping that trend follows. Plus, I really want to stay on the up and up in the DCU... and it seems like you have to read this to do that.

Red Robin #13
I love, love, love Fabian Nicieza and I'm soooo excited to have him on this book. Plus, Yost left RR in a good place and made him not so broody. Which is good. We get enough of that otherwise.

iZombie #2 (Vertigo)
Omg, this title is amazing. I was really worried it'd be your general, lame "MMM BRAINS" book... but it's more like... these are interesting characters who just HAPPEN to be zombies/ghosts/werewolves.

....And everything else I'm just not interested in. No specific WTF I'm not reading that or I give up this things for DC this week.

Marvel
Picking up:
Avengers Prime #1
This is really out of sheer curiosity. And because I'm totes interested in this new Steve Rogers direction.

Hawkeye and Mockingbird #1

This is more me trying to learn more about Marvel characters.... so I jump at a lot of #1 issues.


Getting Left Behind
X-Campus #1
What. This sounds like X-men Evolution. Which I didn't enjoy at all. Cyclops is already whiny, I don't need a teenage version of him.